America will be Thailand soon.
Hope my mom checks out the python story.
THE ROCK! PRINCE! and Trump.
Writing at TheUltimateSportsBlog with my buddies Cook and Dustin is awesome, and I truly hope that one day we can become rich. Or at least make enough to get by. Until then, I’m gonna keep writing articles like this because they are unique and fun.
We needed some extra content for the blog today since Dustin is slacking and playing too much Madden. I wanted to do something fun with the Joey Bosa vs. San Diego Chargers situation because that whole thing is a mess, but I didn’t know what until I thought of the HBO show Ballers. That’s when the idea hit me. I thought about doing a fictional story, but couldn’t make it work, so I went with more opinion fiction. I’m super proud of the “personal piggyback bitch” line and I dare you to find that anywhere else.
When I saw that The Rock was upset with Vin Diesel over the filming of Fast & Furious 8, I immediately thought of doing this column. I love both guys and the Fast & Furious franchise and would pay a ton of money to see them actually fight. We all know that’s never going to happen, but one can dream and use their movie careers to predict what the outcome would be.
One. Last. Ride.
In this edition of Wrestling DVR (a new/old show with an awesome intro theme), Samer Kadi and I review WWF Armageddon 2000. We’ll talk about how disappointing this show was overall, how disappointing the main event was, and how the show dragged. We’ll also do impressions of The Rock doing impressions of other wrestlers. Spoiler: We’re not as good as The Rock.