I was texting with Samer and I told him that Goldberg was coming back to face Brock Lesnar. He got hype and said, “first time ever.” I didn’t know if he was joking, but then he said, “WM was an altercation. Build up for this match.” It was a dumb theory, but I love dumb theories. So I decided to take his joke text and turn it into a column. Because that’s what I do.