I wrote this when the Colorado Avalanche were 3-0, but now they are 4-0, thus strengthening my argument. This was something fun to write and allowed me to be stupid, which I always enjoy.

I’m really excited for the NHL season this year. I don’t know if the Avs will be good, probably not, but a new coach always brings some optimism. Plus, the Panthers suck right now and Kevin Durant ruined the NBA season, so hockey and the Avs are my only hope of anything good happening in sports for me. Basically, sports are dumb.

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