Generosity Killed The Cat

*Odie shares his spaghetti with Garfield. Garfield chokes on a meatball and Odie can’t save him.

*Mufasa saves Simba from a stampede of Wildebeest. Mufasa is trampled by the stampede.

*Itchy lets Scratchy cross the street first. A driver runs the red light and slams into Scratchy.

*Greg carries the groceries for Jack. Jinx runs out the door and is never seen again.

*Bruce leaves a $5,000 tip to his waiter. The waiter purchases a gun to shoot Selina, a woman who picked his pocket earlier in the day.

Generosity killed the cat.

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